Bang Bang Baby comes on like a cross between Top Secret! And Psycho Beach Party at first. It treats its heroine’s dream to become a teen idol with absolutely sincerity while surrounding her with goofy stock characters: the drunken yet eloquent father, the creepy stalker intended to provide a counterpoint to the dreamy, perfect hero; the scenery-chewing aw-shucks movie hero stuck in a small town; even a folksy moonshine slinger.
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
I was fourteen years old by the time I went to my first pay per view. It was the Royal Rumble, and it opened a definitive year for some of the worst years the business would ever experience. The Undertaker was barely a babyface, Vince McMahon couldn’t decide between Bret Hart and Lex Luger for the next Face of the Company, and the steroid trials had barely vindicated the industry. These were the years I became a huge fan, the years that I spent, well – spending most of my tiny income on pro wrestling.
I wasn’t inside of course; not yet.