The Runes of Love: Ash and the Army of Darkness and the Resurrection of Dynamite’s AOD brand

If you’ve been an Army of Darkness fan for any length of time, you’ve probably seen them.  Maybe you’ve read one, rejected it with a roll of your eyes, and moved on to another title.  But it’s been around for over ten years, and after an embattled history it’s finally gotten good again: Dynamite’s Army of Darkness series.

Plagued by creator disapproval and suffering multiple changeovers and reboots, Dynamite finally went for it and gave the series a complete makeover, hiring Steve Niles, headwriter of the Walking Dead, to write for it.

And it is amazing.

The Grating Game: Ash vs Hack/Slash: A Review

WARNING: The following contains SPOILERS.

Dynamite Comics recently published a title that adds onto the Army of Darkness mythos with panache, humor and well-written violence, that improves upon the characters’ relationships and creates rip-roaring adventures for Ash that does justice to his source canon.

That title is Ash and the Army of Darkness.   But today, we’re talking about Army of Darkness vs Hack/Slash.

But What About the Pineapple? : Psych vs How I Met Your Mother for Series Finale Supremacy

Recently, two beloved series with cult followings signed off for good.  One of the finales came to be praised as one of the best conclusions of all time – and the other reviled as one of the worst.  So let’s stack them up for comparison’s sake; put them in a fight to the death, using five questions to determine how memorable and satisfying the show’s ending is, and whether it adds to or detracts from the series as a whole.  Is the How I Met Your Mother Finale so awful?  Did Psych bobble a bit during its victory lap?  Let’s find out!

Wanna Hire Me?

So, the hole in my roof (and ceiling gah) isn't going away anytime soon.  While I continue to look for meatspace work, I thought I'd open the floor for commissions.

I'm offering $.30 a word, max 400 words.  This may be anything from a story to an article or assignment.   There's obviously Limits to what I can or might write, but if there's ever been anything you'd like me to write for you, now's the time to ask!  Please contact me here to discuss.

Thanks guys!

Night Road and the Suburban Stepford Novel

Ah, the ‘Suburban Stepford Novel’.  Ever since women became a marketable force in the literary world, there have been books targeted toward qualities that publishers presume women admire or covet.  The formula is simple: passionate, thwarted teenage love, surprise baby, domineering battleaxe mother, death, tear-soaked happy ending.  Easily digestible over tea and bantered over coffee tables during book clubs.

Kristen Hanna’s “Night Road” follows along a similar path of most Suburban Stepford Novels, but takes itself to such extremes that the entire event turns laughable.  It’s the story of Lexi Baill (the name and spelling is indicative of her character), who sprouts forth from a dysfunctional family and a history of foster care ludicrously unscathed to live with her great aunt and to become involved with a towheaded set of twins who change her life forever.

Ten Things I Learned From the How I Met Your Mother Series Finale

That's easy for you to say, Barney.

After almost ten years, How I Met Your Mother - CBS' sitcom juggernaut - finally came to a close this evening.  It's already stirred up quite a bit of controversy -  but as for me, I've learned something today.

And so I present to you: Ten lessons I learned from the last episode of How I Met Your Mother:

Sour Honey: "Little Bee" and the Nice White Lady Novel

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of self-mutilation, violence, murder, sexual assault, dismemberment, cannibalism, discussion of mental illness, voiding of the bladder and bowls in public, and White Tears.

Chris Cleve’s “Little Bee” has been the talk of the publishing world for over two years now.  Showered with praise, optioned for a movie and the selection of book clubs everywhere, “Little Bee” has been portrayed as a trenchant story about immigration, the globalization of England’s economy, interracial friendship and the weight of grief.  The publisher has cutely declared on the back of the book that it needs no blurb; no, “Little Bee” is a novel that must be experienced from the beginning and thus you must stumble blindly into the character’s lives without preparation to be fully blown away by their experiences.  Well, readers, I have done that.  And no, “LB” is not some grand story about how to bridge the gap between races and reform our world economy.

Little Bee is, in short: White Guilt: The novel.

WARNING: THE SPOILER ZONE IS FOR THE UNLOADING OF SPOILERS ONLY.